Japan is so fucking wacky you guys.
Fooled ya. Instead I'm in the yuppiest part of Torrance, CA at some store called DAISO. They're pretty good at selling cheap and practical Japanese goods. I buy my pens from there all the time.
But enough of that. Being the internet and all, I'm considering SEO and miscellaneous internet bullshit to give you what you want: dicks, boobs, and anime. That's what you're here for, right?
If you only had DAISO only a decade sooner, you would've been the life of the Anime Club:
Look at this guy.
This box says INSTANT BOOBS. What more do you want out of something?