Hideo Kojima, prisoner of video games, mentioned Snatcher casually in conversation and a skinny white dude slapped him real hard
Hideo Kojima is fed two peanut butter and luttuce Lunchables a day WITHOUT THE PEANUT BUTTER.
Hideo Kojima, trapped in a corporate gulag, is only allowed *two* material possessions: a VHS copy of "Escape From New York" and a Moleskine.
Hideo Kojima, starving, hysterical, naked, hallucinates the ghost of the penguin from Penguin Adventure who hands him a golden apple.
Hideo Kojima EATS the apple. He transcends the cosmos into the land of God, returning to the Garden of Eden. There are NO snakes.
RIP Hideo Kojima 1963-1997