...and I almost got fired. I quit instead.
Oh, it's not so bad. I mean, it's still pretty fucking bad. But things used to suck horribly. Weren't the 'Oughts' such a drag? I mean, c'mon. 'Oughts'. Try saying that in public. Gauge the response. "Two-Thousands" seems to resonate more.
I suppose we're in the 'Teens'. Or the 'Tens'. Who decides this shit?