Tuesday, March 23, 2010

MUNDANE CALCULATOR MYSTERIES: BLOGARITHMIC PUNCTUATION

I never learned how to spell 'fuck' on a calculator.
Considering the seemingly infinite world of upside down mathematics, I used to consider this possible.

Imagine, 2:30 PM, Fourth Grade Mathematics Test. That bully across the desk sneers at you, suggesting smacks to the face and more humiliation for the rest of the school year. While you, in your distress, frantically press on the liquid display, blobbing out endless chains of 8's, while the teacher calls five minutes until collection.

You know what you want to tell him. Of course, you're not going to just announce it and risk detention. No, what you need is the F-Word on a fucking calculator. You press the right keys, and BAM. He gets the picture. It's sly delivery is worth any forthcoming punishment. If this were only possible.


Now, what does comes to mind is: BOBBIES BOOBLESS IGLOOS

2 comments:

  1. GOOSE SIGHS LOSES LEGOS

    Hmm. Good enough for poetry. I don't know if it'll fit on a calculator. It varies, but if the median size is like, ten digits, wouldn't it be a great form for expression? Just imagine.

    ELIS LEGLESS EGO

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  2. I was never one to be bullied, but I did play with my calculator but I played fake strategy games on it. I would use my graphing calculator to make maps and move little characters around on the field I determined who one and who lost there was no calculation involved I just decided you were dead and you lived. Math was a very long class and I really should have paid more attention...

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