Unicru/Kronos or whoever wrote this syntactic nightmare, you have no idea how annoying it is to take your tests day after day. You DON'T act polite when you DON'T want to, followed by a variable YES or NO answer? Try this: you act impolite when you don't want to. Was that so hard? Of course it was. Because you're stupid. Stupid in the head.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
DO NOT DON'T THIS
Signing applications is laborious in itself. I do hate to say that, but I must've signed almost thirty applications this month alone, and almost all of them have these stupid, time consuming personal questioniares. I think David Sedaris said it best by saying the primary goal for these things is to weed out the sociopaths. For everyone else, they're answering stupid questions like "I NEVER TOLD A LIE TO MY PARENTS" which of course I have to answer STRONGLY DISAGREE or else I'd sound like a fucking idiot and become a liar myself. If the robots at Human Resources actually favor the person who says otherwise, may the Terminators rise and take down the idiots responsible for stuff like this: